Joseph Akintaju
Two men were out
golfing. As one was ready to take his shot, a funeral procession drove
by the golf course. The man stopped what he was doing, put down his
club, and took off his hat and placed it over his heart. His partner was
moved by this and said, "That's the nicest thing I've even seen you
do!" The man looked back at him and said, "Well, that's the least I
could do after 20 years of marriage..."